Tamara Quotes
Shane: Do you just blurt out every offensive thing you think?
Tamara: No, it's actually carefully curated.
Tamara: O M G, did you hear that?
Jake: Hear what?
Tamara: That's the sound of me not giving a flying f**k!
Playing matchmaker with an ex proves you've gone from Point A to Point Cray.
Eva, you neglected to tell us this place is on the corner of Hep C and Rape.
O to the M to the F to the G. This place is a pinterest board full of bangable dudes.
Sh*t just got real.
Do I hear a bitch-pitch in your voice?
Tamara: Jenna, why are you holing up in here?
Jenna: It just feels more comfortable in the toilet since I feel like s**t.
Jenna: Just act casual.
Tamara: Trust me, I know what I’m doing [Tamara awkwardly waves at Jake who instantly scowls at her] oh f*** me, I don’t know what I’m doing.
Sometimes my mouth keeps moving before I can even think about what’s coming out of it.
Do you think people will know I spelled president with a z on purpose? No one’s gonna vote for me if they think I’m a dumbass.
Do I wonder what a penis feels like?
