I punch the guy one time and you Chris Brown-ify me.

No, like a modern potato that’s jacked and stacked on steroids.

This is Bonkey Kong.

Jenna: We accidentally made out.
Tamara: Accidentally?!

Stop being so dramastic Hamilton.

You have everything you ever wanted why are you trying to sabotage it?

No those are rabid fangirls waiting for you to slip and crack your head. Remember, today's fanclub is tomorrow's console patrol.

That's fifty shades of cray.

Hop a chillaxative Jenna.

What's with the twitch-sitch?

Ugh, I wish our boyfriends would break up.

Bro-code can suck it.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna