Tanya Skagle Quotes
Lenore: Can I get two equals please?
Tanya: I'm not the waiter, Lenore.
Lenore: Great.
I like cooking meat!
I am tougher than I look... I mean, mentally.
Tanya: Don't you wanna bring happiness to the world on some level?
Ray: Sure. But for now, I'll settle for employment.
(to Ray) You ever been in a threesome? Everyone I've ever been in, the other two people screw while all I do is bring them water.
Lenore: We all bring strengths to the table. For example, I bring a business head. You, Tanya, bring a strong sense of ethics and Ray brings a big dick. We can be like the Three Musketeers.
Tanya: Lenore, Ray is my prostitute!!
(making a sales pitch) I know the economy is collapsing, But heck, when you look back at your life, do you really want to say to yourself, 'Damn it! I was such a fuddy-duddy. I never once paid for sex. Not even once.'
Ray, I don't think it sounds right when you say, 'My kid's a gay.' Just, 'My kid's gay.
Tanya: How come you never called me after that first night? I mean, other than you think that I come too much.
Ray: I think you come perfect. I... I think you come just right.
Tanya: Thanks.
Tanya: You mean, Patty the proofreader?
Lenore: Yeah, she's the horniest woman I've ever met. Doing it right there at her desk.
Tanya: No, she was not. She was concentrating.
Lenore: Yeah, concentrating on getting fucked.
Floyd: It was great to see you, Tanya.
Tanya: Well yeah, fuck you, Floyd!
Tanya: When I was a child, I was really prolific. My adolescence was ah, so fertile. I hemorrhaged words.
Pierce: So what stopped the bleeding?
Tanya: I think it was my mother.
