As much as I hate you right now I can't be as horrible to you as you were to me.

He's pretty chipper for a guy who was almost shipped to Mexico in a crate.

There are a lot of hot ladies in here tonight, but you are in the top one percent.

Silver: I was just trying to protect myself.
Teddy: Yeah we'll you've always been pretty good at that haven't you.

This isn't something you can just thank me for and walk away.

Silver: I can't believe Naomi sent a private plane to bring you back to high school.
Teddy: Well when you use the words Naomi and high school in the same sentence, it pretty much makes anything believable.

Silver I never lied to you, I was lying to myself.

If you think Max is hiding in a closet somewhere you obviously don't know Naomi Clark. The closets are packed.

That must be why single women everywhere make babies with their gay friends from out of town.

I'm never apologizing for who I am.

Things were so much easier when I knew what my life was going to look like.

It was great seeing you Dad and...I'm gay.


Dixon: Maybe we can Skype and watch a game together.
Dana: Okay, I'm not sure what that means, but sounds like fun.

My own dad is [cock] blocking me.