Jafar: I'm going to guess you don't have a very high opinion of me.
Will: It'd be hard to have a lower one.

Just because I'm not ordered to kill you anymore doesn't mean I can't.

Alice: You're quite clumsy for a soldier.
Knave: And you're a little young to be a murderer.

My heart's cost me enough suffering. No body needs to die because of it, not even you.

I'd prefer to take my chances with the homicidal maniac with the snake stick. Thank you though.

Confidence. Confidence is a terribly sexy quality in a woman.

I'm pretty sure I'm a genie, Lizard.

All this time we've been using rocks for pillows when we could have been sleeping here.

Sometimes people turn on you and you'll never understand why.

Knave: Sorry, nature was calling.
Alice: Really? What did it say?
Knave: Nothing you want to hear.

What the hell. It's a bloody perfume bottle.

I love you for who you truly are, not for who I want you to be.