Thea: Do you have a police radio in your pocket?
Roy: No, I'm just happy to see you.

Thea: Why do you have a gun?
Roy: Because I'm no good with knives.

Yeah, congratulations Ollie. The club doesn't completely suck.

Maybe you should start acting like my mother so I don't have to act like yours.

Looks like everyone's disappearing.

I think there should be a national holiday for whoever invented French fries. Or at least a statue in their honor.

Maybe you should spend a little less time trying to be a hero, you're obviously not very good at it.

For all our sakes, start reading US Weekly.

I got mad relationship skills bro. Let me know if you need any trendy places to propose.

It's Oliver isn't it? His judgmental hypocrisy is rubbing off on you.

Oliver: This guy gets more airtime on the Kardashians.
Thea: Five years on an island and you still know who they are.

Thea: I missed you so much.
Oliver: You were with me the whole time.

Arrow Quotes

I thought you took that book off your father's dead body. How could he have been so chatty?

Diggle

She was my sister. I couldn't be angry because she was dead. I couldn't grieve because I was so angry, that's what happens when your sister dies while screwing your boyfriend.

Laurel