Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSTravis Cobb Quotes
Welcome to TGI Grayson's everyone!
Bobby: Can you name a person who gets in his own way more than I do?
Travis: Gary Busey.
Jules: Hey, Trav, did you happen to find any of Tom's business in those holes?
Travis: Lemme check. Nope.
Jules: Sorry Tom, none of your business over here.
Travis: Mom, people from Taiwan are really called Taiwanese.
Jules: Agree to disagree.
Trav: Dude why?
Grayson: Don't call me boy toy.
Trav: This sucks.
Tom: Why aren't you at college?
Trav: You know Tom, I don't know.
Jules: Ellie, friend test.
Ellie: Fine, I'll come.
Bobby: Friend test?
Jules: Yeah. It's when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something. I came up with it.
Trav: Sounds like you.
Trav: Guys! Can I ask you a relationship question?
Jules: No one will ever love you as much as I do.
Kirsten: Are we really at a dead lizards funeral in front of your moms house?
Trav: You did this to us.
Trav: Dad the world today go:
Bobby: Well, I should know oil spilled, black President I love it, people watching movies on their cell phones and ohh Lady Gaga.
Don't worry Kev. You'll find your chocolate Kirsten one day. Those are his words not mine.
Trav: What's going on?
Ellie: You're Uncle Joe is dead, but you're allowed to start drinking.
Trav: Sounds like a plan.
