Turtle Quotes
Eric: Your grammar's horrible.
Vince: "Who cares?
Eric: We were in the same classes since we were six, it's just shocking to me you can't punctuate.
Vince: Eh, it was all stream of consciousness.
Turtle: You can't really spell either, Vin. F-a-i-t-h-f-e-l.
Eric: No it isn't.
Johnny Drama: It's 'o-l.'
Eric: No, it isn't.
Drama: So says you.
Eric: Are you guys all illiterate? Mrs. Carbone would shoot herself if she heard this.
Johnny Drama: Why are you dressed like it's '04?
Turtle: All my clothes burned up in the fire. Why are you dressed for a bisexual paintball tournament is a better question?"
Eric: Agreed.
Drama: Bisexual? This shirt is mad hetero. Look at these pythons. You can clearly see I'm hiding an 8-pack under here.
Eric: You haven't had an 8-pack to hide since the early '70s, Drama.
Turtle: How many yachts can you water ski behind?
Mark Cuban: Are you quoting Wall Street?
Asst: Greed is good baby!
Turtle: I sent ten to James Cameron.
Alex: Can you call him?
Turtle: No, he's The Terminator.
Vinnie: How was it?
Turtle: For me or for her?
Drama: Well, we know it couldn't have been any good for her, so let's hear about you.
Turtle: We made out all night.
Scott: Where? At the freshman dance?
I like to be liked, and I hate to be hated.
Turtle: Any idea how quick I can get to Rome?
Flight Attendant: You just flew in from LA
Turtle: Oh yeah, I'm trying to break Guiness record for most miles in 24 hours, what's it to you?
Jamie Lynn: You're so quiet...
Turtle: Nah, just thinking about class, hoping there's not a pop quiz
Jamie Lynn: Do you get those in college?
Turtle: ...no
Turtle [on the phone]: Do I look weird today?
Drama: Like I memorize how you look morning
Drama: Is this guy Masad or what?
Turtle: Aren't all Israelis?
Turtle: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a minute.
Ari: Talk to me about what?
Turtle: Career advice.
Ari: For who?
Turtle: For me...
Ari But you don't have a career.
