Eric: It's true. The scripts Ari used to send us were in the 90-to-104-page range. Yours are closer to 140.
Vince: It leaves me no time for skin care

Vince: Remember ninth grade? You surprised me at Friendly's. That was awesome.
Drama: Yeah it was. And I got jerked off by the girl who made the fribbles

Vince: He had a ginormously huge lunch
Turtle: Is that even a word?
Vince: I don't know

Vince: This is depressing. Maybe we just go without an agent.
Turtle: Drama did that for 10 years. Really worked for him.
Drama: Suck it, Turtle

Drama: Nobody appreciates their girlfriend, until they get herpes from the next broad. Know what I'm sayin?
Vince: No, I don't.

Vince: Even after you fuck up like this, you can't even muster the strength to just, as my friend, look me in the face and say, I'm sorry.
Ari: That's all you wanted?
Vince: That's all I wanted.
Ari: Then I'm sorry Vin.
Vince: It's too late.
Ari: Vince
Eric: Ari, your fired

Vince: So, what you're saying is that we should go.
Eric: Have I ever said "No" to Vegas?
Turtle: Be like saying "No" to a blowjob

Turtle: Should have partnered with me, Ari. I'm up twelve hundred. I get up to two grand, I'm keeping it stashed to buy me a high class ho.
Vince: But Turtle, I already gave you ten.
Turtle: I only pay for pussy with profits

Turtle: Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight.
Drama: Strippers, why?
Turtle: Now, shouldn't it be "Strippers, how?" and "Thank you?"
Vince: Thank you

Vince: Don't you have that masseuse you love over there?
Drama: Oh, yeah. Ken at the Hard Rock. He's got hands of gold.
Turtle: It's insane that you let a man rub your body

Ari: I'm not going to Vegas on a Wednesday.
Vince: Come on! What else you got to do?
Ari: I have the theater with the wife and her mother tonight... move over I'm in

Vince: Is she mad?
Ari: She said she'd rather see me gagged and bound like a real kidnapping. Yeah, so I think so

Entourage Quotes

Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her

Drama

Ari: Ernesto, how many fucking pesos did I give you for Christmas. Huh, Ernesto? Every Christmas for the past decade? Half of Mexico is eating on the tips I've given you. Now bring my motherfucking car now, por favor!
Ernesto: Sorry, Mr. Gold, I can't do it. Oh and Mr. Gold, I'm from Guatemala, and our currency is the quetzal

Entourage Music

  Song Artist
Song Lemon And Lime Daniel Lenz
Soul of a man Soul Of A Man Beck iTunes
Song Shutterbugg Big Boi iTunes