Mandy Moore: No kiss, no kiss. I just got an earful from my publicist.
Vince: You too, huh?
Eric: Good. Let's keep you guys separated.
Mandy Moore: Ah, you must be E

[as E and Sloan walk into the club...]
Vince: Well, look what we have here.
Turtle: We were about to start hanging signs on trees.
Drama: Yeah, "Miniature Irish Setter. Answers to the name of E."

Turtle [to Eric]: Well, why don't you wear that suit you wore for your high school graduation? It's still hanging in your closet.
Vince: I thought that was his communion suit.
Drama: Yeah, well, E didn't grow much from communion to high school graduation so it's probably the same suit.
Eric: Fuck you guys. I'm going to Men's Warehouse.

Vince [to Ari's daughter]: Look at you. You look beautiful!
Ari's Daughter: Thanks, so do you!
Ari: You look great too, E. What'd you do, raid the boys department at Macy's?
Eric: You look pretty good too. You auditioning for "Guys and Dolls?"

Vince: I'm a little surprised that you called. What's going on?
Mandy Moore: I, um... I wanted to tell you that Chris and I are gonna be taking a little break.
Vince: Aww, that's too bad. Well, look, you know, if you need a friend, of course I'll be there...
Mandy Moore: Vince, I have enough friends. The truth is, if we're being upfront with one another, I'm not over you either

Vince: You still mad at me for bailing on dinner.
Mandy Moore: I'm not mad at you.
Vince: So whats wrong?
Mandy Moore: Who says there's anything wrong?
Vince: I know you. I can tell.
Mandy Moore: Vince, you haven't known me in like 5 years.
Vince: Oh, its true, you've probably changed a lot. I've changed a lot. I've learned French

Shauna: I'm gonna spin a story that you really aren't Vince's brother.
Vince: At Comic Con, Shauna, I think I'm Johnny's brother

Vince [about R.J. Spencer]: I'm gonna tell him he's a fat, comic book-loving prick.
Eric: Hey listen, this guy's got a website that gets a million hits a day. He can sink a movie faster than Stephen Dorff.
Shauna: Hey, watch it asshole! That guy's my client

Vince: Johnny, you're burnt to a crisp.
Drama: Nah, in another hour it will turn to a nice Maple syrupy brown

Drama: Malibu? I booked a massage.
Vince: So cancel it. I'll have Turtle give you a rubdown

Vince: Sorry, Drama. Got a scuba lesson. Take Turtle.
Turtle: Come on, Vince! I want to learn to scuba. You know how buoyant I am

Eric: What do you guys think of Cameron Diaz for Aquagirl?
Drama: Love her.
Turtle: Fuck that. She's got a boyfriend. Upside is you bang her, he gets pissed off. Downside is she's loyal. Who wants to make a movie with someone you have no shot at?
Vince: He's got a point.

Entourage Quotes

Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her


Deny 'til you die pal

Ari [to a man who just lied to his wife]

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