Wendy Healy Quotes
Wendy: How's the game going?
Shane: I'm not watching, it's just on in the the background
Wendy: What's going on in the foreground?
Shane: Do you have another pillow?
Wendy: What do you need another one for?
Shane: For your mother's face
Joyce: Who's Max? The husband?
Wendy: The dog
Joyce: Whatever happened to just bringing a bottle of wine?
Wendy [to Joyce]: The important thing is that you're here
Shane: That's one theory... can I get you a scotch, Joyce?
Joyce: Are you having one?
Shane: I'm having two
Wendy: Why do i hear a baby crying in the background?
Nico: It's Charlie
Wendy: Charlie? As in the spawn of your cheating husband and his evil mistress?
Well ladies I do think it's time to retox
Nico: You still on hold?
Wendy: Yeah I'm working my way through Lionel Ritchie's greatest hits
[after hitting something on the road]
Victory: You're gonna keep driving?
Nico: Yeah I'm not certified in possum CPR
Wendy: It really is Nico's world and we just live in it
Victory: Not if you're a possum
Wendy [asking question out of a magazine quiz]: What do you know that you wish you knew when you were 25
Victory: Don't kiss your contractor if you want Joe Bennett to call you back
Wendy: Oddly that's not one of the choices
Wendy: You don't tell someone about a surprise party before they walk in
Victory: Yeah but you should probably tell them after it's canceled
Wendy: What's with the credit card?
Nico: I'm using it to cut the chocolate
Victory: What, are we gonna snort it?
Victory: How many bags did you pack?
Wendy: Two, but they were smaller.. and I'm taller
