Wilhelmina: I never thought I'd say this, but you have big balls Betty Suarez.
Betty: That is the nicest thing you said to me.

Wilhelmina: Go ahead and unclench everything. We are good. Well as good as we can be.
Claire: Really?
Wilhelmina: Yes really Claire.

Well I guess you know me better than I know myself. Now flap those bat wings of yours and get out.

I've spent my entire life fighting for a magazine when I should have been fighting for you.

Slip-ups are inevitable. And it's okay. I certainly know how tempting a perfectly mixed cocktail can be. I can almost taste it right now. It's like a warm hug going down my throat.

If you're hungry call down for some ice chips!

Playing the Gaga card is the first time I've ever respected you.

It's not work, it's like a family.

Marc: And you thought you couldn't be nice.
Wilhelmina: Get Kathy back in here, I need to kick someone.

What's the matter; people still view me as a drop dead gorgeous fashion Nazi.

I am still the same old Wanda I use to be - still fun, still sweet.

Wilhelmina: Taste is having the courage of your own convictions.
Betty: Oh I get it - taste is subjective. It's what I say it is.
Wilhelmina: No, it's what I say it is.

Ugly Betty Quotes

Betty Suarez keeping the dream alive for hookers with hammer toe!


Betty: So, you're new. What happened to Robert?
Gio: I think he inherited money... or got arrested. I don't know what happened. There was a lawyer and cash involved.