Men of means.

Winston and Nick

I'm about to take Aly to Mount Smushmore.

A lot of people don't know this, but Aly's full name is Alyson.

That's too much whisky for my frame.

Welcome to hell, Miller!

Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.

You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.

Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.

It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.

Actually the dance class has become more of a dance gathering.

As a cop do you think I would get anyone to do anything if I were being kind and supportive?

I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach