Men of means.

Winston and Nick

I'm about to take Aly to Mount Smushmore.

A lot of people don't know this, but Aly's full name is Alyson.

That's too much whisky for my frame.

Welcome to hell, Miller!

Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.

You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.

Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.

It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.

Actually the dance class has become more of a dance gathering.

As a cop do you think I would get anyone to do anything if I were being kind and supportive?

I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.

New Girl Quotes

Ever since I've known you, you've been there. OK. You're always there. Even when I don't want you there, you're there. That's what a husband does. You fight for me. Thats what a husband does. You care about what I eat. That's what a husband does. You've cooked for me even when I don't ask. That's what a husband does. When I pass out you comb my hair so there's no knots in it. That's what a husband does. So guess what? You're gonna be a great husband to Cece cause you're a great husband to me.

Nick

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick