New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Winston Bishop Quotes
Jess: You're too late. I'm in love. With Winston.
Winston: You know, it just got stuck up there so far, so quickly.
That wasn't a cookie, damn it! That was a piece of his heart.
Nick, you know what a squirrel looks like. You've been outside.
You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost!
Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.
Men of means.
Winston and Nick
Jess: I got laid off.
Winston: What!?
Nick: Are you serious?
Schmidt: Obama...
Winston: So nice to meet you, Mr. Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Can I sit on your shoulders?
Kareem: Sure!
Winston: Really?
Kareem: No!
Winston: There are parts of my butt that only a tub can clean.
Jess: Ew, but okay!
I'm staying positive, but I'm pretty sure this is where we die.
Or we could break into a zoo, steal a bear, then we shoot the bear full of Hep C, we release that bear in the restaurant right as they're about to order dessert.
Nick: Schmidt...I need you to teach me to be a douchebag
Schmidt: Let's get started.
Winston: What is happening in the world?
