New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Winston Bishop Quotes
A lot of people don't know this, but Aly's full name is Alyson.
I'll be back faster than you can say, "Damn, Winston, I took care of myself already."
Winston: So that means you're gonna do whatever I say?
Schmidt: I mean as long as it's gangsta...or not. It doesn't have to be.
Nick, we will talk about this in the morning. But, first, I'm gonna go do stuff with a girl
As a cop do you think I would get anyone to do anything if I were being kind and supportive?
Jess: I just want to warn you guys that my mom's a little bit perky.
Winston: Wait, you think she's perky?
Jess: Well, she doesn't have my dark side. I got that from my dad.
I needed your underwear...to sew into my underwear.
Winston: An eye for an eye, Nick; a cat for a cat.
Nick: But what's the other cat?
Hello, Pica? I need a table for five. This is author Toni Morrison.
He's gonna have to get...it rhymes with "flute-ered."
Winston: Schmidt, you can't move out! Who's gonna do my fades?!
Jess: Yeah, who's gonna do his fades?!
Coach: Remember when you sat out of the game because you were sad?
Winston: I was also cold.
