Favorite Winston Bishop Quotes
Winston: So that means you're gonna do whatever I say?
Schmidt: I mean as long as it's gangsta...or not. It doesn't have to be.
Winston: I wanted to talk to you about the regrettable contact between Cece's...her down there and my...parts.
Schmidt: You practically shish-kebabed her.
Nick, we will talk about this in the morning. But, first, I'm gonna go do stuff with a girl
I needed your underwear...to sew into my underwear.
Winston: An eye for an eye, Nick; a cat for a cat.
Nick: But what's the other cat?
Hello, Pica? I need a table for five. This is author Toni Morrison.
He's gonna have to get...it rhymes with "flute-ered."
Winston: Schmidt, you can't move out! Who's gonna do my fades?!
Jess: Yeah, who's gonna do his fades?!
Coach: Remember when you sat out of the game because you were sad?
Winston: I was also cold.
The internet said I had to stay off my feet. But then I found this wheelchair in a ditch, so...I'm ready to work out!
Winston: Like we're animals?!
Have I ever made any decisions in my whole life? Are we just living in the mind of a giant?