New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Winston Bishop Quotes
The internet said I had to stay off my feet. But then I found this wheelchair in a ditch, so...I'm ready to work out!
Schmidt: Camping?
Winston: Like we're animals?!
Have I ever made any decisions in my whole life? Are we just living in the mind of a giant?
I was the ninth guy off the bench for the eighth-best team in Latvia.
Winston: So...where do you do the marketing?
Schmidt: Oh, Winston. So naive, so sweet. We do the marketing EVERYWHERE!
Nick: Men don't talk to people they've dated, unless they want sex, or they're Winston.
Winston: I also want sex.
Nobody's getting pregnant tonight!...That's the same thing I say on my dates.
The only think I want in my mouth is Mr. and Mrs. Ibuprofen, minus the Mister.
I’m pretty sure they call her ‘The Fish’ because she’s tough, but fair, like a lot of fish I’ve met.
I just want to be slapped around!
You got girl trouble, get a crystal!
I will say only one thing about that man that I've only said about Ryan Gosling...hot damn!
