Science aside man you're working those jeans.

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I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.

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Actually the dance class has become more of a dance gathering.

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It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.

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Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.

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You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.

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Welcome to hell, Miller!

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That's too much whisky for my frame.

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