Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.

You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.

Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.

Welcome to hell, Miller!

That's too much whisky for my frame.

A lot of people don't know this, but Aly's full name is Alyson.

I'm about to take Aly to Mount Smushmore.

Men of means.

Winston and Nick

New Girl Quotes

Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.

Nick