Zane: Why did I have to make these things so indestructible?
Jo: because you don't do things half-ass, even when you're being a complete ass.

Jack: She's not acting like herself
Zane: Because someone hacked your girlfriend.

Zane: Can I ask you something I can't really talk about with anyone else?
Henry: If it has to do with sexual mechanics while in zero-g... No.
Zane: Not that, although, now I have several questions.

I'm a felon, you're a grunt with a gun; how about we screw some expectations.

Fargo: It's like having our own Professor Xavier.
Carter: Who is Professor Xavier?
Zane: I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that.

Zane: Why don't you relax and see where things go.
Jo: Because, I've done this before, we don't work. We only have a spark
Zane: Sometimes a spark is all you need

Zane: Looking good Loop-o. I mean the new place. A little small though. Didn't know you were building a Tardis house.
Jo: A what?
Zane: Big on the inside, tiny on the... never mind.

Zane: Tell me that's not another oxygen leak.
Fargo: it's not another oxygen leak.
Zane: You're lying.
Fargo: Big time, we're screwed.

Fargo: it says unknown caller, what do you think the roaming charges are in space?
Zane: Answer it!

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.