Zeek Braverman Quotes
Zeek: We are his grandparents too, we have a say in it.
Crosby: Well, I'm his dad and I don't have a say in it.
Zeek: Oh I see, well your balls will still be here when you get back.
Jabbar: What balls?
Zeek: Got some anger in you?
Joel: Well...
Zeek: A little spirit. I like that. I don't think I've ever heard you say more than five words since I knew you.
Joel: Well...
Zeek: No really, I hear you and I see you.
Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me.
Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass.
Camille, I want to spend the rest of the time we have together making our lives good. I'm going to sing now.
Adam: A wise man once told me that we always have to forgive each other and not get hung up on the past.
Zeek: Team Braverman.
Zeek: Good for you for resisting when that boy, you know, was trying to get you to have intercourse with him. I'm so proud of you.
Haddie: Thanks Grandpa.
Zeek: You're welcome.
You left your sock in my house, but took my granddaughter's innocence. Here's your sock.
I'm an irrational hard ass with rage issues. Don't piss me off.
When it comes to testosterone, the Braverman men are blessed with an abundance of riches.
If someone gets in your grill you got to shove them back, you got to get tough Max. Kick some ass baby.
