You want it? You gotta work for it.

You're in my world now and in my world, there's prizes.

Zoey: So I can totally text you highlights from the trenches every day. Sometimes even pictures.
Gloria: Does my phone get pictures?

I'm not a good breaker-upper.

Playa hear ya, loud and clearya.

How do you make every outfit look like pajamas?

Every 12 days, I go through this thing where I wish you were a completely different person for 24 hours.

Zoey: Did you get my emails?
Jackie: No.
Zoey: Did you check your email?
Jackie: No.

Zoey: You have a crush on Jackie!
Lenny: She just scares me a little. Okay, a lot.

If you go into cardiac arrest, I will kill you.

Zoey: At this very moment, I have no desire to stab you in the neck.
Lenny: Cool!

It would be too much pressure to date God.

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton