Zoey Barkow Quotes
If you want company I'm totes avail. Totally available.
Sam, I have a sensitivity question about male piercings.
Zoey: Are you asking me to cover for you?
Jackie: Yes.
Zoey: I've dreamt about this day."
Zoey: The heart wants what the heart wants. You know what I'm talking about?
Jackie: Actually, I don't.
Remember that time I walked in on you guys?
Having Lenny scares me... oh, wow, not having Lenny scares me!
Zoey: Are you sexually active?
Patient: No. I pretty much just lie there.
Akalitus: Zoey Barkow, you want the shift?
Zoey: I'm so flattered.
Akalitus: Don't be here. You just got here first.
Zoey: I'm still flattered.
If I can't find 19-gauge needles when we need them, we are screwed!
It's like I can't see gayness or something. It's so annoying.
Bleeding!
Zoey: Miracles can happen everyday.
Jackie: Like the day they invented rubbers. Try using them.