Alan: Charlie, you can't depend on the kindness of the universe.
Charlie: I have to. I don't have an older brother to sponge off of.


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Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 5: "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 5 Quotes

Alan: Money doesn't just fall from the sky.
Charlie: Obviously you've never been sitting ringside when a pole dancer hangs upside down.

God takes care of drunks and fools, and C. Roscoe Harper is both.

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