College?! Barber or clown?

Bart

Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Character:
Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 3: "Homer Goes to College"
Show:
The Simpsons
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Bart Simpson Quotes, The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Homer: Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.

Benjamin: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course without learning the periodic table.
Homer: I'll write it on my hand.
Benjamin: Hoh! Including all known lanthanides & actinides? Good luck!