Tom: OK, so, this is embarrassing, but just for the record and just so we have it. You are not and have never been a member of the Nazi party of the United States, have you?
Mark: Come on, Tom. You serious? Nope.
Tom: Thank you. Sorry to even have to ask. Uh. Bup bup bup ahhh. Oh yes. The Hitler thing?
Mark: The Hitler dog thing is bullshit.
Tom: Great! Great. I thought so.
Mark: Different spelling.
Tom: OK? Different spelling? OK. And another one that's come up, just to fend this off. Have you ever read Mein Kampf?
Mark: Ehhhh, yeahhhh? Couple times, I guess.
Tom: Couple times? Were there Easter eggs in there you didn't get the first time?