Crazy stories are my thing! You have architecture, Marshall has ...

Crazy stories are my thing! You have architecture, Marshall has the law, Lily has art, Robin has pleasing me sexually. You all have a passion that drives you. Well if I have a passion it's taking life and turning it into a series of crazy stories. If you can do that without me, then I don't even know who I am anymore.

Barney

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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 17: "The Ashtray"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 17 Quotes

Ted: That's weird, I have a message.
Marshall: That's weird, you still have an answering machine.

Ted: Oh boy that was a crazy story.
Barney: Oh boy, yeah I remember.
Ted: You weren't there.
Barney: Ted, bubala, if you have a crazy story, I was there. It's just the law of the universe.

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