Cristela Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Felix: If you were my wife, I would put poison in your coffee.
Cristela: If you were my husband, I'd drink it.

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• Added: October 10, 2014

Cristela says cheerleaders are bimbos.

Isabella

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• Added: October 10, 2014