Charlie: Dee, if I go to a movie or a spaghetti place with you, out there I'm the rat.
Dee: What if I guarantee no one out there will put you into a bag and bash you against a telephone pole? Would that comfort you at all?
Charlie: No, that's a guarantee you can't make, Dee.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Characters:
Charlie Kelly, Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds
Episode:
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Episode 10: "Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats"
Show:
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Episode 10 Quotes

Charlie: what is your spaghetti policy?
Dee: Are you hearing this? He doesn't belong in a place like this.

Dennis: We also have the bird with teeth.
Charlie: Wow, okay. And I'm assuming the teeth are fake, yes?
Dennis: Yes. Well they're not really human teeth if that's what you're asking
Charlie: No, I mean did you discover a bird with teeth in this fashion?
Dennis: That does not exist in nature.
Charlie: Okay, I'm not sure, but either way, good glue work.