Elaine: Did you get a haircut?
Jerry: Nope. Shower.


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Characters:
Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 1: "The Ex-Girlfriend"
Show:
Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Jerry: He's a doctor. You gotta pay what he says.
George: Oh, no, no, no. I pay what I say.

I think I swallowed a fly! I swallowed a fly! What do I do? What can happen?

George