Karl: Do we have to do this now? I haven't had my coffee yet.
Susan: Did you spend the night with Edie? Oh, my God!
Karl: Susie, just calm down.
Susan: You are forbidden from ever seeing her again. Do you hear me? Forbidden!
Karl: We're divorced. You can't tell me who I can date.
Susan: I live on this street. Your daughter lives on this street. I will not have you flaunting your sexcapades in front of us.
Karl: Sexcapades?
Susan: Forbidden!
Karl: I, I, I would love to continue this, but it's time for breakfast, and Edie is making me a Frittata.
Susan: Well, I just bet she is!


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Character:
Susan Mayer
Episode:
Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 2: "You Could Drive a Person Crazy"
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Desperate Housewives
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Mike: I've got a question for ya.
Susan: Sure, go ahead...
Mike: Where are we now?
Susan: Where are we?
Mike: Yeah...we're not moving in together we're not broken up so, where are we?
Susan: I dont know...

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