Do you have a wife? Yeah, but she's dead. Have you ever be...

Ms. Baerly: Do you have a wife?
Michael: Yeah, but she's dead.
(they both laugh)
Ms. Baerly: Have you ever been married?
Michael: Yeah, she died.
Ms. Baerly: Oh, God, why are we laughing?


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Michael Bluth
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Arrested Development Season 1 Episode 14: "Shock and Aww"
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Arrested Development
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Arrested Development Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Shannon: You're the pig. Two strikes, you are out.
Gob: Oh, listen, Shannon, please, it was a one-time thing. I'm not going to even hear from her again. (Phone rings) Oh! Who is Edna W.?

Buster: Whoa, whoa, whoa! We are not allowed to have candles in here. Mom would freak.
Lucille: Oh, no, it's fine. This is America, baby. You pray how you want.

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