Pete: Does he know about Dirty Randy and the jizz-fest porno?
Andre: Do you think I have to disclose that?
Pete: Yeah, it's a law, it's called jizz-closure.


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The League Season 4 Episode 10: "Our Dinner With Andre"
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The League Season 4 Episode 10 Quotes

Taco: You can lead a horse to horse-c*ck, but you can't make him eat it.
Ruxin: That is not a Chinese proverb.
Taco: That's what it said on my fortune scrotum!

Andre: Gina, you look absolutely stunning tonight.
Gina: Thank you, although it's not really a compliment coming from you, because you look like you run the jerk-off stand at a Romanian sex circus.