Dr. Murphy, I'd have more sympathy if this were the first time y...

Dr. Kelso: Dr. Murphy, I'd have more sympathy if this were the first time you broke both your feet working in the morgue.
Doug: Sir, it's like those corpses are out to get me!
Dr. Kelso: Heh! If only.


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Bob Kelso, Doug Murphy
Episode:
Scrubs Season 4 Episode 24: "My Drive-By"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 24 Quotes

As I gangsta leaned down the hallway in the rad new wheels I found near the dumpster, I couldn't help but realize how ego affects everything.
(J.D. crashes the scooter into a cart of medical supplies)

J.D.

(to Doug, after he takes his scooter away) No offense son, but I can't have a delusional bozo like you driving that around the halls.

Dr. Kelso
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