Dude, what the hell kind of art is this? It looks like a lizard ...

Tom: Dude, what the hell kind of art is this? It looks like a lizard puking up Skittles.
Arnold: I'm an abstract expressionist.
Tom: No, you're a con artist, and I'm a guy who's out 20 bucks. Ugh, whatever.


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Tom Haverford
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 9: "The Camel"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

We really need better security here. We also need better, less offensive history.

Leslie

The mural that normally resides here is called The Spirit of Pawnee, and it's very controversial. We've had someone throw acid at it, tomato sauce. Someone tried to stab it once.

Leslie
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