Everyday, for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees. And everyday, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?

Dwight

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (3 Votes)
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Character:
Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 3 Episode 18: "The Negotiation"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes

I don't think Michael intended to punish me by putting Ryan back here with Kelly. But, if he did intend that... wow. Genius.

Toby

I guess, all things considered, I was lucky Dwight was there. And Roy was lucky that Dwight only used pepper spray, and not the nunchucks or the throwing stars.

Jim