Ashley: Falling in love is like being in a jumbo pot of love soup. All of its byproducts: fear, anxiety, obsession, giving a heart to your one true love... if you try and act out all of those emotions, including killing your romantic rival, all at once, you're going to end up alone and in jail.


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Reginald the Vampire Season 1 Episode 6: "Halfway to a Threeway"
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Reginald the Vampire Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Maurice: I don't know whose more delusional: the unhinged assassin or the woman who thinks she can control her.
Angela: Mmm hypocrisy is crisp tonight!

Reginald: I promise you our next date is gonna be so, so normal. It'll be boring.
Sarah: Well, it'll have to be boring in order for us to course-correct. Maybe we file taxes?
Reginald: We could sit at a bus stop and not get on the bus?
Sarah: Oohh how late is the DMV open?