Allison [about riding a dirt bike]: Get on there, what's the worst that could happen?
Tom: I dunno, having to learn to type with a pencil taped to my head?

Allison Brooks, Tom Brooks
Gary Unmarried Season 1 Episode 16: "Gary Uses His Veto"
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Gary Unmarried Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

Gary: When are you gonna take time to be a kid
Louise: In my late 30's like you
Gary: I'd ground you for that, but then I wouldn't have anyone to play with

Why does Louise have to learn Chinese? When the Chinese take over the world they're going to teach it to us for free in their re-education camps