Veronica: Great news! You both have a disease.
Ted: You would be a terrible doctor.


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Characters:
Ted Crisp, Veronica Palmer
Episode:
Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 5: "The Great Repression"
Show:
Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

I don't want to lose this job. What am I supposed to do, go back to Wisconsin and work in the cheese mine? After I made that big speech, threw down my cheese shovel, and stormed out?

Linda

Veronica [to Rose]: Muss up his hair, it's the source of all his power.
Ted: Oh, no! Not the hair!
Veronica: Now smash him with the phone. (they stare) Why will no one in this building ever smash anyone with a phone?