Having sex with Quagmire is inevitable, like a fat guy ordering ...

Brian: Having sex with Quagmire is inevitable, like a fat guy ordering dessert when everyone else wants to leave.
Waiter: Would anyone like dessert?
Man: I couldn't eat another thing.
Woman: I gotta get home for the sitter.
Fat Man: I'll have the souffle.
Waiter: That takes 45 minutes.
Fat Man: That's okay.


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Brian Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 8 Episode 10: "Big Man on Hippocampus"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 8 Episode 10 Quotes

Man: And we're picking you because you have three sons.
Meg: But I'm...
Peter: Shut up, Meg.

Stewie [watching Lawrence of Arabia]: Who's that rather attractive woman on a camel?
Brian: That's Peter O'Toole.
Peter: You movie buffs might likes this, both of his names are slang for penis.

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