Dr. Kelso: Hector's wife just set my drapes on fire with her damn prayer candle!
Carla: He's here!
Dr. Kelso: I want them both out of my office!
Carla: Sir, there's a ton of empty beds right here. All you have to do is flick the switch.
Dr. Cox: You know how to do that, don't you, Bob? You just bend over... and flick.


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13: "My Porcelain God"
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

J.D.'s Narration: I think it's human nature to search for answers.
Turk: Dude. Why is your tux gonna cost four thousand dollars?
J.D.: No reason.

Well done, there, Barbie. You're now exactly where you were three years ago.

Dr. Cox