Malik: Know where the real money's at? Cannabis stocks.
Kim: It's a bubble.
Malik: Please. You know who's gonna invest in the Malik side hustle?
Kim: Big Mac? Why would he? I'm his favorite.
Malik: Nah.
Kim: When's the last time he texted you? Never. What's his nickname for you? None. You are not his favorite, Malik, and I'll tell you why.
Malik: Why?
Kim: Here's what he knows about you, you like garbage jewelry, you can't stop eating at only one hotdog, your mom loves your girlfriend more than you, and your dad displays all your Boy Scout badges in his office.
Malik: So?
Kim: Here's what he doesn't know about me. I moved away from home when I was 16. I was an elite rower. I live with my girlfriend and our 3 dogs. I won the Tough Mudder last weekend. Here's what he does know about me. I'm a kickass detective, ergo, I'm his favorite.