Cartman: (about Jackov) He's the last of his kind you guys, there's only two of them left.
Kyle: Did you smoke some of your mom's crack?
Cartman: Will you stop with the 'mom smoking crack' thing, it's an old joke.
Jackov: Eric, do you have any more cookies?
Stan: Who's that, one of your mom's boyfriends?

Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski
South Park Season 3 Episode 4: "Jackovasaurus"
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Cartman: (laughs) Isn't he funny guys?
Stan: No, he's annoying.

Jimbo: Hey Ned, look what I got you: a new voicebox! (Ned reaches for it, but Jimbo blocks it) You want it? You want it? Here you go!
Ned: (Irish accent) Jimbo, I can't thank you enough for the new voicebox! What in the devil is this, then?
Jimbo: Sorry, Ned. I must have picked up the irish model by mistake.
Ned: Oh, what a bloody pickle this is. Did you keep the receipt, then?
(A man walks in)
Man: Jimbo, Ned, come quick!
Jimbo: What's going on?
Man: They've found another Jakovasaur!
Ned: Blimey.