He's worried that when he grows up, he won't be smart enough to ...

Alan: He's worried that when he grows up, he won't be smart enough to have sex.
Judith: Why would he think that?
Alan: Because he hears you giving Herb instructions like he's a blind guy in a mine field


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Alan Harper, Judith Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 13: "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 13 Quotes

Alan: I bought him two pies.
Judith: Why would you do that?
Alan: It seemed easier than explaining to him that his mother's fiancé is a sexual moron

Jake: I'm still awake!
Judith: Happy?
Herb: I may never be happy again

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