Ryan: Hey, are you guys hiring?
Linda: You want to work at the urine analysis lab?
Ryan: Yeah. Maybe.


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Ryan Howard
Episode:
The Office Season 2 Episode 20: "Drug Testing"
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The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

Creed: That is "Northern Lights". Cannabis indica.
Dwight: [sighs] No, it's marijuana.

Dwight: OK. I'm going to have to search your car. Give me your keys.
Ryan: I am not giving you my keys.
Dwight: Don't make me do this the hard way.
Ryan: What's the hard way?
Dwight: I go down to the police station, on my lunch break. I tell a police officer (I know several) what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant. Once he has said warrant, he will drive over here and make you give him the keys to your car, and you will have to obey him.
Ryan: Yeah, let's do it that way.