Stewie: Hey, you have a tattoo. Brian: No I don't. Stewie: Is that Ziggy? Is that a Ziggy tattoo Brian: Aw, geez. Stewie: Why do you have a Ziggy tattoo Brian: I just to used think he was kind of funny. We should get to the hospital.
Chris (moaning): Mom, how long do we have to wear these wigs? Lois: Until our hair grows back, Chris. Meg: Dad, you couldn't have gotten us anything more stylish? Stewie: I don't think it's so bad, I feel rather like Mozart. Brian: Hey Stewie, play Haydn. (Stewie plays toy piano, Meg, Lois, and Chris laugh and clap) Brian: Now play Handel. (Stewie plays again, gets cheers from Meg, Lois and Chris) Peter: Play Peter Griffin. Stewie: Ah, now that is a challenge.