Kid 1: Miss Tate is right. How can you live a life part way?
Kid 2: Or be half a friend?
Tootie: Why do you keep giving up, Dr. Skinner?
Kid 3: Yeah, why?
Josh: Hey, back off. It's a door.
Carson: Is it?


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Schmigadoon! Season 1 Episode 4: "Suddenly"
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Schmigadoon!
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Schmigadoon! Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Emma: You're the one who broke poor Betsy McDonough's heart, then crossed the footbridge with every woman in town in some pathetic attempt to bag a wife. And how'd that work out? Get yourself a good one?
Josh: Ah, still looking.

Josh: You didn't tell me there were going to be naked people.
Melissa: I didn't know. Dave didn't mention it. Oh no, is Dave going to be naked?
Josh: His character is called The Unprotected Secret Truth so I'm thinking yes. I cannot see Dave naked.
Melissa: Sure you can. We're doctors.
Josh: I operate on knees. This is way above my pay grade.