Hey, Berta, how have you been washing my underwear? with a son...
Charlie: Hey, Berta, how have you been washing my underwear?
Berta: Like I do everything else around here: with a song on my lips and love in my heart.
Charlie: I'm serious. I got a rash in my, you know, private area.
Berta: Private? You get any more traffic down there, you're gonna have to open a Starbucks.
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- Characters:
- Charlie Harper, Berta
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 1: "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Charlie Harper Quotes, Berta Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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