Rachel: Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
Chandler: Neat. I'm gonna die alone.
Rachel: Okay, you win.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)
Characters:
Rachel Green, Chandler Bing
Episode:
Friends Season 2 Episode 3: "The One Where Heckles Dies"
Show:
Friends
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Friends Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!

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Alison: Oh, my major was totally useless. I mean, how often do you look in the classifieds and see "Philosopher wanted?"
Chandler: Sure. (Thinking) My God, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it. Quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser... big head, big head, big head!