Hey, c'mon Stewie. Your mom and I have something for you. Oh l...

Peter: Hey, c'mon Stewie. Your mom and I have something for you.
Stewie: Oh let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn and turn, until, whoop, big shock, a jack pops out. And you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside


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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8: "The Kiss Seen Around the World"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

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Tom: Well, that sounds like one powerful Hurricane, Diane

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