Hey, Dad, did you get Mom a present when you got divorced? A p...

Jake: Hey, Dad, did you get Mom a present when you got divorced?
Alan: A present?
Jake: Yeah, a memento of your time together.
Alan: Jake, buddy, you're the memento of our time together.
Jake: So you're too cheap to get her earrings.
Alan: She did better than earrings. She got my family jewels.


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Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 5: "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
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